Y’UGE, TREMENDOUS Valentine’s Cards

Trump Valentine’s cards crack me up! There are some really fantastic and hilarous ones out there. Of course I had to join the fun and make some of my own! I’ve been handing them out to my classmates today too, just like elementary school! :D haha


Feel free to download and use these on that special someone, as long as that special someone is not your daughter!

I only made four, but I had alot of other ideas… Runners-up included:
-I’d locker room talk about you!
-what a nasty woman
-Will you be my Bad Hombre this valentine’s day?
-I have a Y’UGE crush on you
-Baby you’re a star! I’d let you do anything!

 

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Friday Funny: NKU Hunger Games

NKU sends out a lot of student surveys, and while I always appreciate their interest in student input, I much more appreciate the opportunity to turn an open-ended question into something stupid and goofy.
But for real, I’d love to see a Hunger Games themed Home Coming! What could be more thrilling and entertaining than watching a member from every club fight to the death to celebrate our school?!?

Trump Rap 2 – too Tired Of Winnin’

Probably one of my best digital creations in the recent past – Trump raps about how were gonna win in every way. He says were gonna be tired of winning, and I have to say I’m definitely pretty tired of it already…

Anyways, enjoy!  I will be back to my regular content next week!

Donald Trump Raps

So this past week I got hit with inspiration, and decided to make my own Trump rap song. This is the final product. I’m happy with our it turned out.

Anyone who follows my blog or knows me understands that I’m not the biggest fan of Donald Trump. But honestly, I really like the guy, he cracks me up, and he is very eccentric and truly can be an endearing character.  But I really am not at all a fan of his statements or policies or choices to use divisive rhetoric, as well as his general superiority complex and his dishonest personality. Anyways.

Sorry for the fowl language, but its all straight out of the mouth of our new president. I shuddered a little while typing that lol

I put this together pretty quick with Apple loops in garage band and iMovie.
Enjoy!

This track is Bingin’!

Godzilla for Boone County Destroyer

This is probably the longest continuous shenanigan I have done. For the past 2 years, I have been frequently updating a Facebook page called “Godzilla For Boone County City Destroyer,” including making the wonderful Florence water tower stomping GIF. Over the last few weeks, I have been paying for Facebook ads for my gag page to appear to very targeted audiences in Boone County, to the point where hopefully these people are pretty much seeing the ad all the time lol We ended up getting a lot of shares on the ad and plenty of new likes and laughs.
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We also did Door-to-door canvasing, thanks to the Godzilla costume I purchased this summer and have since been upgrading fursuit-style into a real Godzilla costume.


The canvasing wasn’t as successful as possible due to the fact that nobody was really available to help me with it the week before the election. we did it really last minute, but we still got quite a few confused looks and good laughs for it. Sadly none of the videos turned out well, so I’m not gonna bother posting them, but I will share with you the script of talking points we kept on the clip board for use while canvasing.

Greeting:
“hello Sir/Madam, Do you have a minute to talk about the upcoming local election for City Destroyer?”

No: “We’re sorry to bother you, please have a wonderful and smashing day.”

Yes/What: “Godzilla is running for office of City Destroyer in November on behalf of The G.O. M. party, the Gigantic Outraged Monstrosities party. The time has come for serious candidates to step forward in Boone County, and to step ON Boone County.”

Experience:

“Are you aware of Godzilla’s experience as a public servant? Over the past 70 years, He has personally worked with numerous high ranking military officials of the Japanese and US military on several large projects. Together, they ensured that maximum crushing occurred in places like Tokyo and NYC. Now, its time for Boone County.”

Go into policies from here.

Policies:
“While Godzilla’s main platform is on top of your house or place of business, there are a few things Godzilla has fought for through out his life, primarily himself.

Godzilla is pro-life. For his life, not yours.
Godzilla is in favor of all green initiatives, like himself.
Godzilla plans to destroy the heroin epidemic, along with everything else.
Godzilla supports the second amendment, bullets only make him stronger.
Godzilla has big plans for restructuring the economy, as well as the topography.
Godzilla wants to eliminate unnecessary spending, as well as spending at all.
Godzilla will make nuclear waste management is a large priority.
Godzilla wants to Make America Great Again, as great as it was before it was colonized by man.
Godzilla fights against growth of big business, Godzilla has fought plenty of bigger enemies, like Mothra.”

Opponent: “Godzilla’s opponent, the incumbent Ebola Virus has not done what he has promised 2014. He has not reaped destruction to our society, Godzilla is tired of politicians who play these games.”

Qualification: “it is true that some have questioned Godzilla’s birth affecting his candidacy. This is merely a political tactic. Godzilla was born in 1952 at Bikini atoll, a US military base.”

Other office: “Godzilla is a public servant. he has stated that he will also accept a write in position as Boone County District 5 Stomptroller.”


Closing: 
“In closing, Godzilla is a loving mother who desires to represent the needs of Boone County…’s destruction.
Godzilla seeks to unite Northern Kentuckians, that way they are easier to find and crush.
Godzilla’s goal is to eliminate Boone County’s Carbon Footprint and replace it with his own.
A vote for Godzilla is a vote for change. BIG change.

We hope to hear your voice at the voting booth, screaming in terror for Godzilla. Thank you for your time.”

If they are responding positively, before leaving ask if we can have a quick photo op with them shaking hands with Godzilla. if they agree, also ask if they have a baby that Godzilla can kiss. Because, you know, it would be good for his image.

  • Sadly no one had a baby Godzilla could kiss.

I also designed a chat bot for the Facebook page, which you can check out by going to the page and clicking “message” and type any message to Godzilla and see how he responds! Its pretty fun and was a good learning experience for me to try out.

I even wrote an editorial to send into the Boone County Enquirer for the election day paper, but I forgot to submit it before the deadline (PS how am I an honors student in college!?).

Unfortunately though, Godzilla informed us on Wednesday that he had lost the election. He mad a very gracious move in conceding to his opponent, 2016’s biggest fear: “Impending Race War.”
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Sad, but clearly the people have spoken. they are not ready for true destruction yet. So it looks as though Godzilla will be seeking the office again in the next election! What a true public monstrosity.

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Roar.

More Dress Silliness

A few times a year these same crazy street “preachers” come to campus. I say crazy and “preachers” because they really couldn’t be farther from Christ followers, so I won’t even dignify them by calling them that.  From what I understand, these guys make a living by baiting people to assault them and then sue the venue or the assaulter for large amounts of money. Its clear they are saying the most outlandish and offensive things they can, regardless of if it has anything to do with a radical Biblical interpretation or not, simply to illicit a response.

The best policy is to just ignore them and not validate their pretend preaching. But sometimes its important to make onlookers (which there are always alot of) realize just how silly what they are saying is, which is exactly what I did.

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This sign has paid for itself several times over by now.

I just jokingly stood there and asked people for their opinion of the color. The overall consensus was that it was white and gold (initiate disagreement). The “preacher” never commented, but he did inform us that Harambe deserved to die, so theres that.

So at the end of the day gang, always remember, if it doesn’t sound like good news, then its not the Gospel! 

Protest The Dress

Last night Trumpypoo himself was in Cincinnati, so I figured I ought to show up at the protest scene to lighten the mood.

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Most of the protesters thought it was pretty fun and silly, it definitely got a few good laughs.

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The protest area

 

One trump fan even called me a hippy and told me to get a job. I am very proud of this achievement. My parents are as well. (I responded by requesting him to tell me what color the dress was, to which he answered with a raised middle finger and more employment related encouragement)