The Toaster

This one is simple and barely even a shenanigan, but it is funny so I will share it anyways, just to archive it here. One day in high school I brought my own toaster to lunch, you know, to toast pop-tarts. Everyone knows they’re better that way!
After plugging it in and halfway toasting a pop-tart, the principles quickly confiscated my appliance, only after they all laughed their heads off. I think they thought it was funnier than even I did.
From then on, whenever the assistant principal saw me, he always asked that I leave all appliances at home or in my locker. I begrudgingly did so, lol

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Author: Jared K

Prank artist, chainsaw juggler, Marsupial extraordinaire, VHS-remote collector/connoisseur, ice sculpture repair technician and generally a real cool cat.

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